My Motto
A day with my period.
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
I’m kinda late oh well

I’m kinda late oh well

If I was hot, my followers would talk to me

astheplanetsbend:

do you ever see someone on your dash and have absolutely no idea who they are or when you started following them? 

If SOPA passes
Facebook user: oh well, it was fun while it lasted
Twitter user: guess I can't tweet anymore. that's too bad
Tumblr user: I'm going to steal the declaration of independence